Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 20, 2014

This is Where the "Mad Men" Get Beaten into a Coma by their Client..

Funny, but the ad agency that came up with this one had to already be suffering from severe dain bramage.

Posted by on or about 14:30
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3 comments:

ShortWoman said...

They'd have been better off updating the one with the two guys in limousines. Maybe a rapper in a Bentley and a rich lady in a Porsche Blasphemy? Oops, I meant Panamera.

6/20/2014 6:59 PM
The New York Crank said...

Having spent over 40 years working in ad agencies I can tell you that when an ad sucks (like this one) it's because some idiot with power wants it that way.

But bad as it is it beats what Time Warner is doing, with daft people yanking modems out of the wall to hang on a bride so she'll have "something old," and some arrogant coach with ear phones over his shoulder walking in unannounced and all but surprising them on the john with great news about Time Warner Cable packages.

It's a throwback to the worst of the worst of the 1950s.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

6/20/2014 11:16 PM
Joe said...

I've read too many William Gibson novels to think that this was a mistake. The word "banned" is the tip-off -- who would have banned it?

6/22/2014 7:21 AM

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