Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Encryption? You Don't Need No Steenkin' Encryption!

HP's new computer system:
According to HP, The Machine can manage 160 petabytes of data in a mere 250 nanoseconds. And, what’s more, this isn’t just for huge supercomputers- it could be used in smaller devices such as smartphones and laptops. During a keynote speech given at Discover, chief technology officer Martin Fink explained that if the technology was scaled down, smartphones could be fabricated with 100 terabytes of memory.
Anyone want to bet that the NSA doesn't already have a buttload of these things?

The way things are going, most encryption protocols will slow down the NSA about as much as a speed bump will slow down a helicopter.

2 comments:

Sarah said...

I'll bet they don't.

While interesting, memristors and 3d memory aren't anywhere yet. HP trumpeting this is at their great leap forward is, as a supremely snarky blog had it, "one step below burning the place down for the insurance money".

Next up: quantum computing... on memristors! On your smart watch by 2020.

Old NFO said...

There are a number of 'small' footprint massive parallel machines floating around... Just sayin...