Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

A Christmas Story

The Shepard, an aviation Christmas ghost story, as read on the CBC.
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Anonymous said...

Thank you SO much for this. As a child in Germany in the early 60's, radio shows were the entertainment in the long nights alone with my mother while my father was on duty. I recall them fondly. And this one, magnificent....I had relatives who flew in WWII, and the father-in-law I never met flew B-17s out of England. So, this story hit a trifecta of perfection for the season for me, since my long dead father-in-law HAS haunt/visited our home. The scent of his flying jacket has been known to pervade the rooms of the house....and his cigarettes in a house where nobody smokes.

12/26/2012 12:34 PM

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