Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Caturday

"Where is my `nip, peasant?"


Jake does love his catnip.

Posted by on or about 08:13
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cattes are totally fucken hilarious!

12/22/2012 12:25 PM
BadTux said...

So what does he do when he gets his nip? Does he start rolling over and over and scratching and sniffing and such like Mencken (who also gets rather defensive about his 'nip)?

12/22/2012 12:34 PM
Eck! said...

Boo is still a herb [nip] lover at over 20 years old. He eats it and gets realllly
melloowww.


Yes, cats are cool.


Eck!

12/22/2012 12:42 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

He eats it, then he rubs his face in the scratching pad once he's eaten what he can.

12/22/2012 2:48 PM

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