Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, May 23, 2011

That's Got to Hurt

Tim Pawlenty's announcement of his presidential campaign ran on the obituary page of his local paper.


To be fair to Tim-Paw, a tornado hit Minneapolis the same day.

1 comment:

tom said...

Fair, FAIR that WAS fair!!!
Little Timmy let that bridge fall down, cause paying taxes to keep infrastructure from falling down is so Kenyan Socialist ist....
I hope Obama burries him by a freaking landslide