Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Darwin Award Nominee

Australian police say a man who plunged to his death from a seventh-floor balcony on Sunday was participating in the internet craze of "planking".
Apparently this new craze is big in Australia (probably because having sex with kangaroos is illegal).

This is "planking":
This web craze involves lying down flat in wacky places – on ironing boards, postboxes, police cars – and getting your mates to take a photo before sticking it on the web.
When they get tired of "planking", maybe they'll get their friends to take photos of them while they play Russian Roulette.

1 comment:

jbrock said...

When they get tired of "planking", maybe they'll get their friends to take photos of them while they play Russian Roulette.

With SMLEs?