NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – In what some fundamentalist preachers are calling a “partial Rapture,” all credible candidates for the 2012 Republican nomination have mysteriously vanished from Earth.Meanwhile, I've heard references to Newt Gingrich's campaign as the "Sixth Sense Campaign", in that he's the only one who doesn't know that his candidacy is dead.
As to the second question, it is starting to appear that Caribou Barbie is going to relocate her little drama to someplace warmer, a place where she might still be able to con the voters to vote for her (which clearly is no longer Alaska, as she has worn out her political welcome there). Since Arizona has a large population of elderly bigots who are attuned to the race-baiting dogwhistles that Palin loves to sound.
Scottsdale is a good place for her, for it is in Maricopa County, which is as close to a Constitution-free police state as anywhere else that I am aware of.
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RE: Arizona. I think this is just a way station on Caribou Barbie's trail to ever warmer climates.
The sad thing is that Arizona is a beautiful state. It'd be a great place to live if not for all the Zonies :(.
And yeah, Snobsdale is the perfect place for Bible Spice, given her taste for designer clothing... she'll fit right in with the rest of the Zonie Barbies.
- Badtux the Former Arizonan Penguin
Likely the prototype for the future USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!!
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Scottsdale is a good place for her, for it is in Maricopa County, which is as close to a Constitution-free police state as anywhere else that I am aware of.
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