Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Serial Adulterer and Philanderer to Run For the Presidency

But since he's a Republican, the same people who were outraged about Bill Clinton and who accused Dr. King of cheating on his wife officially will not give a shit.
Posted by on or about 07:22
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4 comments:

Peter said...

Couldn't agree more. I'd rate him right up there with John Edwards as 'shop-soiled goods' and a political liability to their respective parties.

As far as I'm concerned, it's long gone time to discard all the candidates currently in the works, and look for fresh blood, on both sides of the political aisle. No more 'machine politicians', no more tax-and-spend liberals, no more Bible-and-bullets conservatives. Then we might get somewhere.

5/11/2011 11:47 AM
montag said...

Not to worry about Newticles, he is only in it for the money and the attention is nice, too. If the comments on Mat Bai's fluff piece in the NYT are any indicator. no one wants Newter.

5/11/2011 12:38 PM
BadTux said...

Peter, the problem is that voters keep voting for the most venal politician -- the one who accepts the most bribe money (err, "campaign contributions") and thus can run the glossiest campaign ads depicting his opponent as a rapist murderer Communist terrorist sympathizer -- rather than the best candidate. Every single one of the assholes in Congress got voted there by the majority of voters in their district. We have the voters we have, not the voters we wish we had :(.

Montag, yeah, pretty much my thought too. But don't underestimate the power of IOKIYR. What do you bet that Newtie's marital infidelities will be as much an issue with the Republican base as Rush Limpdick's marital infidelities? Yeah, I thought so.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

5/11/2011 1:15 PM
Phil said...

If ya want a laugh, go take a peek at the comments at my place.
Someone claiming to be Newt stopped by.....
Of course, I welcomed him with both arms.

5/12/2011 2:26 AM

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