Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Grave-Jumper

I had been sitting in a chair by the window, reading a book. I got up to go to the bathroom and came back to find George, asleep, in my chair.


That little shit. He was already snoring away, so I left him there.
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4 comments:

BadTux said...

ROFL! Yeah, like that picture of TMF sitting in my computer chair that I had on my blog last week. When I came back and grabbed the camera, he looked annoyed but didn't budge. I ended up sitting on the edge of my chair for the next thirty minutes or so until he decided to move. No, our cats aren't spoiled, no way ;).

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

5/18/2011 2:09 PM
Stewart Dean said...

Warning: Your score as a cat servant is being evaluated. Any actions you take may lower your place on the Great Wheel of Life and blight any hope of eventually re-incarnating as that supreme being, the cat.

5/18/2011 2:57 PM
Nangleator said...

Kitty treats are the only salvation of human productivity at home. My kitties really like Greenies.

The kitties are getting thicker and more substantial, but I can at least sit in my chair part of the day.

Yes, I've been well trained.

5/18/2011 3:16 PM
Unknown said...

He was faking the snore and you know it!

5/18/2011 4:59 PM

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