Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Caturday; Haircut Edition

George before his haircut:


And afterward:



When they gave him a Mohawk last year, they shaved the underside of his tail.


I think he looks better this way. Few things are cooler than a black cat with a mohawk.

Update: Lion cut (not "poodle cut") from 2009:

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3 comments:

Unknown said...

He looks comfortable, so you probably shouldn't tell him the cut is reminiscent of a poodle.

5/28/2011 11:23 AM
lisahgolden said...

And NOW summer can begin. I look forward to this every year.

5/29/2011 12:30 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Suz, that would be a "lion cut", not a "poodle cut".

5/29/2011 2:10 PM

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