Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Bad Guys Can Never Shoot Accurately

That seems to be the guiding rule, that bad guys couldn't hit a barn if they were standing inside of it. But other than that, this one is still fun.



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6 comments:

Nangleator said...

Can't shoot, can't hear... no wonder they weren't afraid or even nervous.

And Miss Dushku deserves some of the nerdtosterone usually spilled towards Portman. She's an under-appreciated object of desire.

5/17/2011 9:50 AM
Chuck Pergiel said...

Chuckle, chortle, LOL.

5/17/2011 12:21 PM
Big Sweetie said...

I think that what bothers me most about ALL movie and TV shooters is that they never have to deal with recoil.

The maiden in the video double taps two bad dudes in about two seconds with no muzzle climb.

I guess she had a really, really effective compensator?

Bruce from Greenville, NC

5/17/2011 12:39 PM
montag said...

And don't forget the Evil Minion Corollary. There are always plenty of bad guys to shoot.

Do they hire EM's through Monster?

5/17/2011 2:18 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Given the abilities of henchmen, one might assume that they are the guys who got fired from McDonald's for inability to operate a timed fryolater.

5/17/2011 2:36 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Big Sweetie, those are AirSoft guns. The muzzle flashes and sounds of gunshots are added in post-production.

They explain that here.

5/17/2011 5:30 PM

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