Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 5, 2011

What Does Drinking, Getting Into a Bar Fight, and Maybe Getting Laid Have to Do With Jet Engines?

Other than possibly "work hard, play hard", you tell me.

GE's commercial:



This is the music video, pay attention to the lyrics.

Posted by on or about 09:26

2 comments:

LRod said...

The notion that there's even such a thing as a "world record for longest line dance" to break is beyond nonsensical. If this video is any indication, they might have also set a world record for most airtime given fawning pseudo-journalists who clearly don't have enough real news to report.

I fear for our civilization.

By the way, I actually like Alan Jackson's songs, including that one.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

2/05/2011 11:30 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

I like the song, as well. But the commercial is still puzzling. It is right up there with Lincoln's "Major Tom" commercial.

2/05/2011 11:48 AM

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