Because Everyone Knows That Only Terrorists Have Mastectomies.

An Alaskan legislator was pissed off because the TSA wanted to give her a pat-down search because the body scan showed that she had had a mastectomy.

So rather than fly back to Alaska from Washington State, she is taking the ferry.

Of course, if Reichminister for Security Napolitano has her way, they'll be running the screenings at the ferries, as well. So that option will eventually be out.