Monday, February 21, 2011

Because Everyone Knows That Only Terrorists Have Mastectomies.

An Alaskan legislator was pissed off because the TSA wanted to give her a pat-down search because the body scan showed that she had had a mastectomy.

So rather than fly back to Alaska from Washington State, she is taking the ferry.

Of course, if Reichminister for Security Napolitano has her way, they'll be running the screenings at the ferries, as well. So that option will eventually be out.

4 comments:

  1. When they reach the point of mandatory searches for waking up and opening one's eyes, I'll be so mad I might struggle against my straps for a minute.

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  2. Toss the worthless scanners. Metal detectors and dogs can find anything that needs to be found. But that would be sensible. How silly of me.

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  3. It sure is getting tougher to feel free people, isn't it?

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  4. Cujo, didn't you mean feel UP people for free?

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