Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Napoleon Wasn't Short?

He was 5'7", which was slightly above-average for a French soldier in the 19th Century.

So where did this "Napoleon is short" crap come about? It came primarily from British propaganda.

(British propaganda also dragged us into the First World War and helped Chimpy justify the Iraq War.)

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

I don't care. I'm still using the 'Napoleon complex' concept. It's very useful.

montag said...

Regardless of his height, I still prefer a Napoleon pastry to Wellington boots.