Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Caturday

The usual suspects.



Jake has been grooming Gracie of late. He had just finished washing her head when I took that shot. He also cleans her butt for her, a task that I am very happy to see him perform, as she does not enjoy it when I put her in the shower and give her an ass shampoo (not that it's any fun for me, either).

It has warmed up this morning, it is now 7degF. It was -7 when I got up. I think that qualifies as "cold" almost everywhere except for Fairbanks, International Falls and Moscow.
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suz said...

Very considerate of Jake; can I borrow him? I've taken to giving Scooter really bad ass-hair cuts to keep the dingleberries at bay. It's ugly, but it works, and it beats the hell out of gloves and showers.

1/15/2011 3:33 PM

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