Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

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DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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Saturday, January 8, 2011

Educational Fuckery in Virgina

"Ho, ho, ho, you're in detention."

The offense: Tossing out candy canes to other students. Because a candy cane could be sharpened and used as a weapon.

I wish this was a joke. It's not.

(H/T)

2 comments:

Dr. Bubbles said...

Ha ha ha! This makes me laugh because, when I was in 7th grade, I deliberately stabbed a kid in the calf with a sharpened wood pencil. (Dull story of jr. high stupidity and jerk-assery.)

And I bet the school in the article, even as they enforce zero tolerance of such contraband as candy canes, allows thousands of pencils in every day. Hell, they probably even supply them on some occasions.

Nangleator said...

No more pencils or pens in school? Rulers? Books are blunt instruments, desks, walls and floors can injure.

Perhaps it's administrators that are the real dangers in our schools...