Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 16, 2010

A Message of Holiday Cheer to Every Politician Who Ever Voted to Provide Tax Breaks or Incentives or Assistance to American Companies To Help Them Move Jobs to Other Nations:

May you die soon, painfully, and often.

Enjoy your holidays, asswipes.
Posted by on or about 09:58
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4 comments:

Tim said...

And may Santa pull a home invasion on them...

12/16/2010 10:45 AM
Nangleator said...

And may circumstances result in them working as janitor in those foreign factories, serving those foreign workers.

12/16/2010 11:01 AM
Phil said...

All of those bastards should be keepin' Bernie Made-off (with a lot of fuckin' money) company for the next 150 years.

12/16/2010 2:28 PM
Eck! said...

I vote for:

May you live long and painfully.


That way they can wish to be dead.

Eck!

12/19/2010 12:18 PM

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