Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Dave Barry's Miami Tourism Slogan

"Come Back to Miami, We Weren't Shooting at You".

I've always thought that one of the more ridiculous aspects of the show Burn Notice is how they can drive through the streets of Miami and conduct a running gunfight without ever attracting the attention of one of the uniformed doughnut-scarfers.

But maybe that's not so crazy.
Posted by on or about 12:10

1 comment:

J. said...

And "Burn Notice" is back, starting this Thurs, which I much enjoyed since "Chuck" and "Fringe" are now done with their season. Juicy spy stuff, Bruce Campbell jokes, Miami bikinis... mmmmmm.

6/04/2010 3:30 PM

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