Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Some Factoids of History

  • The Russian language was invented as a prank by two Finnish schoolboys in 1759. Before they got their own language, Russians communicated by pointing, and throwing vodka bottles.
The rest is here.
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3 comments:

BadTux said...

So Russians communicate TODAY by doing something other than pointing and throwing vodka bottles? Methinks that your source is less than authoritative ;).

- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

12/10/2009 3:42 PM
Phil said...

I give you fire, you give me rock!

12/10/2009 4:08 PM
Anonymous said...

Metabolized Stout Beer....rofl!

12/11/2009 5:05 PM

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