Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

If You Want to Name Your Son After a Third-World Shithole of a City

Why not name the kid "Mogadishu" or "Djibouti"?

I am asking because "Aiden" is the most popular name for boys in this fucktard of a decade.
Posted by on or about 12:06

7 comments:

One Fly said...

never ever heard of it before this - I swear.

what a stupid ass name but that's just me.

12/22/2009 1:48 PM
Phil said...

Why not name your kid Washington, D.C.?

12/22/2009 4:00 PM
Nap Flyer said...

Washington is, for now, a First World shithole. But never fear, if the GOP has its way, we'll be a Third World nation soon enough.

12/22/2009 4:34 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

NF, I don't know about that. Given the amount of nukes we have, wouldn't we become a 2nd World nation, sort of like the former USSR?

12/22/2009 4:36 PM
montag said...

Comrade, just what does define 1st, 2nd or 3rd?

12/22/2009 7:59 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Traditionally, the First World was the Western industrialized nations (the US, Canada, Japan, Oz, NZ and Western Europe); the Second World was the communist bloc and the Third World was everyone else.

12/22/2009 9:29 PM
Cujo359 said...

Second world, definitely. Right down to the fascination with authoritarianism and building weapons we can't afford and can't educate our children well enough to operate.

12/22/2009 11:11 PM

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