Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Excuse Me, I Have to Go Throw Up, Now.

The Glock 1911.

Goddess, I hope that this is some sick fuck's idea of a joke.
Posted by on or about 15:22

3 comments:

Ruckus said...

He said he was sorry for the low quality, was it for the pictures or the weapon?

12/29/2009 6:13 PM
Cujo359 said...

That has to be the most incompetent web site for a consumer product company that I've visited in years.

I'd almost think it has to be a hoax. Love the satiny backdrop though. Just looks so classy. ;-)

12/29/2009 11:57 PM
jbrock said...

This has got to be a joke. 'Glock 1911' is an inherent contradiction in terms.

(Says the guy who lusts after a BHP.)

12/30/2009 11:24 AM

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