Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Proper Spelling Is Important

You make so much better of an impression when you spell words properly.


Try to maintain some standards, people.
Posted by on or about 19:06

4 comments:

Marc said...

This is the age of the intertubes - and that language is the lingua franca of those realmz.

12/08/2009 9:18 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

But still, it is a dumbing-down of the language. Would it have taken that much time and paint for two additional letters?

12/09/2009 10:12 AM
Anonymous said...

Perhaps they were concerned about their paint budget?

I'd go down and paint it (properly punctuated, spelled and capped) on their pretty glass monstrosity of a building in downtown Philly if I thought I could get away with it.

12/09/2009 10:26 AM
BadTux said...

Comrade, when it's a case of trying to get it written ASAP in order to avoid spending time in police custody, yes, two additional letters would have required 40% more time and given 40% more chance of being caught, so .... :).

- Badtux the Law-abidin' Penguin

12/09/2009 6:38 PM

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