Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Surrounded

Here I thought I could just sit on the couch after dinner, read some stuff and maybe write something. George is on the arm of the couch to my right. Gracie is lying next to my left leg. Jake is lying on the back of the couch next to my head.

All three are purring away, though Gracie is occasionally giving Jake the "Stare of Death."
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2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

My three kitties love to surround me while I'm on the couch and hem me in if I try to read anything.
They also come alive if I try to giftwrap anything. I may as well coat myself in catnip and tuna juice.

10/23/2009 8:46 AM
Phil said...

Lol, I know that look.

10/23/2009 1:00 PM

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