Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 30, 2009

The Wimpification of Halloween, or
Why School Administrators Need to Be Beaten With Chains

It's Halloween, kids. Try not to have any fun at school. If your kid wants to dress up like Martin van Buren, fine. Zombies, no.

They want to "portray positive images". Where is the fun in that? Speaking of zombies, school administrators would be the only people safe in a zombie outbreak, as they have no brains to be eaten.
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2 comments:

Sarah said...

as they have no brains to be eaten.

Thanks for a nice wakeup laugh. Braaaaaaains ... braiiiins

10/30/2009 9:34 AM
Anonymous said...

To be fair, I think they have brains, they're just using them as (squishy) paperweights in their office. But at least their War on Halloween isn't as silly as CBN saying that the the Devil lives in that Snickers bar. The Devil. In a Snickers bar. What a buncha jerkwads, meow!

10/30/2009 11:28 AM

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