Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Ted Stevens

The money quote:
Just for good measure, though, let's pause to ponder whether, say, Alberto Gonzales would have gone to these lengths to clear a Democratic senator convicted on corruption charges. It seems rather unlikely, doesn't it?
"Rather unlikely" as in "when cows dance ballet."

(H/T)

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Here you go. One cow ballet.

Gotta go, busy with the socialist plot to conquer America on behalf of the Antarctic hoards. Bwahahahaha!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Okay, I never thought I'd say this but I wish Holder was a tad *less* honorable.
But on the other hand, his actions did make Alberto Gonzalez seem even less competent and much sleazier, which I would have thought impossible.

Cujo359 said...

Actually, Gonzo's DoJ repeatedly went after some Democratic politicians despite having a weak case.

Sad as it is to watch Stevens go free, it was the right thing to do. The DoJ has to be about the law, or we get government that's out of control.