Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, April 27, 2009

The Republicans Better Not Try to Cut Funding For Asteroid Monitoring

For if they do, sure as shit, we'll have a planet-killer inbound in less than six months. That is the way that the GOP's luck has been going recently, what with Governor Bobby "Volcano" Jindal coming out against volcano monitoring a few weeks before Mt. Redoubt erupts (threatening an oil terminal) and then Susan "Pandemic" Collins stripping funding for pandemic preparations a couple of months before a swine flu outbreak.

That's the way things seem to be breaking for the Party of Limbaugh. The GOP could strip funds from DBP for planning against a zombie infestation and we'd be head-shooting the undead by the end of the year. What the hell, they lost the special congressional election in NY-20 a few weeks ago in a district that has nearly 100,000 more registered Republicans than Democrats.

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