Monday, April 27, 2009

The Republicans Better Not Try to Cut Funding For Asteroid Monitoring

For if they do, sure as shit, we'll have a planet-killer inbound in less than six months. That is the way that the GOP's luck has been going recently, what with Governor Bobby "Volcano" Jindal coming out against volcano monitoring a few weeks before Mt. Redoubt erupts (threatening an oil terminal) and then Susan "Pandemic" Collins stripping funding for pandemic preparations a couple of months before a swine flu outbreak.

That's the way things seem to be breaking for the Party of Limbaugh. The GOP could strip funds from DBP for planning against a zombie infestation and we'd be head-shooting the undead by the end of the year. What the hell, they lost the special congressional election in NY-20 a few weeks ago in a district that has nearly 100,000 more registered Republicans than Democrats.

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