Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, April 27, 2009

"Ah Always Rely On the Kindness of Strangers..."

"...not to key my fucking Mercedes."


Not that I would ever do such a thing. But seriously. If your car is that precious to you, go rent a fucking garage.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like what I would call a compensation car.

BadTux said...

You should have left the license plate unsmudged, just so that anybody else who saw this exact car coming could treat it the way it deserves.

I don't get it. A Honda Accord gives you all the room, comfort, power, and handling of a Mercedes, for 1/2 the price. But it doesn't have the Daimler propeller on the front. Sigh. But then, I'm a guy who drives a dirty dented-up Jeep around, so maybe I'm just the wrong market...

- Badtux the Auto Penguin