Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Off to the Polls

I'm heading over to the polls in about five minutes.

If the polls are open where you live, get your ass out of your chair and go vote. Report "mission accomplished" in the comments section.

Do it! Do it now!
Posted by on or about 05:47

3 comments:

beadnik said...

Mission accomplished! No wait at all, although here in NM, they're having us put our paper ballots into an optical scanner which sounds unnervingly like a quiet shredder....but i heard the sheet of paper fall into the bin, seemingly intact.

11/04/2008 10:09 AM
deadstick said...

Accomplished, weeks ago.

11/04/2008 10:29 AM
BOB PAGE said...

Mission accomplished... got the Starbucks coffee, too. Now I'm a felon in my home state.

Article: http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/atlanta/stories/2008/11/04/voter_free_elect.html

11/04/2008 5:11 PM

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