Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Republicans Are Flip-Flopping At the Speed of Light

If you want to see how quickly the Republicans have flip-flopped on the prospect of choosing a first-term governor as a vice presidential candidate, read this.
  • First term governor of Virginia, former lieutenant governor and former mayor of Richmond: Too inexperienced.
  • First term governor of Alaska and former mayor of West Frostbite: Experienced.
Do you guys have any shame at all? Or is there now a new Olympic event: the 100 yard douchebaggery?
Posted by on or about 09:18

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, at least they're consistently flip flopping.

8/30/2008 2:27 PM
Anonymoustache said...

100 yard? these guys are champs at the douchbaggery marathon. Probably the douchebaggery triathlon, now that I think about it.

8/30/2008 3:17 PM

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