Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

It is a Strange World We Live In

Lying to Congress, refusing to comply with lawfully issued subpoenas, and turning the Justice Department into a den of political hackery are not impeachable offenses.

Getting a blowjob and lying about it are impeachable offenses.

Starting a war of aggression based on trumped-up evidence, torturing and beating prisoners to death are not war crimes.

Driving a muckey-muck around and serving as his bodyguard are war crimes.

All you guys in the Secret Service: You are now on the hook for war crimes. Think about that when you stand there, being ready to take a bullet for the Chimperor.

1 comment:

One Fly said...

The bad and scary part is that most of them would take that bullet.