Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Darwin 1, Criminal 0

A perp broke down the door of a house in Texas and then went to pull his gun to shoot the homeowner.

Problem for him was that he never heard of the rule "keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are aligned and you have decided to shoot," for he managed to shoot himself in the abdomen in the process.

He didn't make it to the street before he collapsed and expired.

(H/T to Justin Buist)

2 comments:

Fixer said...

Can't fix stupid ...

Comrade Misfit said...

Well, in this case, I'd argue that the stupid was fixed.