Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Oh, Gee. Who Would Have Thought That?

The judges in American Idol aren't judging them based on what you see.

The Chorus of Imbeciles and Talking Heads (which is arguably redundant) will be outraged.

Get a clue, people: American Idol is, above all, entertainment. It has all of the meaning and importance of Star Search. If we were truly looking for an "American Idol," the show would end with a human sacrifice of the winners to the God of High Ratings.
Posted by on or about 07:02

2 comments:

deadstick said...

Aw, jeez. Next thing, you're gonna tell me Charles van Doren got answers ahead of time.

5/01/2008 7:35 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Charles van Doren got answers ahead of time.

HAR!

5/01/2008 8:09 PM

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