Foodie Oxymorons

This is a new one on me: Flexitarian.

A "flexitarian" is a vegetarian who occasionally eats meat. Which is sort of like saying that you can still be considered to be a virgin if you have sex infrequently, or you're a pacifist because you only kill people every other year or so.

A flexitarian is a vegetarian in the same way that the Bush Administration is a champion of human rights because they have only tortured some people.

Try "omnivore," you equivocating retards.