Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Operation Yellow Elephant

OYE is not in effect in England. Prince Harry has been serving in Afghanistan.

Compare and contrast Prince Harry's service, if you will, with the military service of George W. Bush's daughters, nieces and nephews. You will find one child of Jeb Bush who is serving as a reserve naval officer with a P-3 squadron in Florida in a non-deployable job.

Prince Harry has been toting a rifle in Afghanistan. One of the Bush spawn went into a part-time job which can be competently performed while wearing a black mini-dress and 4" heels.

George Bush: Spending the lives of the children of other people.

You may have noticed that among Bush's fuckups, from Harkin Oil in the 1980s to the lengthy list of acts of incompetence, inattention, ineptitude and malfeasance as president, nothing he ever touches has an adverse impact on anyone in his family.
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