Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Airline Dayz

This blog, on the New York Times, describes some of the joys of working an airline flight.

One notable story was about a woman who threw a diaper loaded with baby shit at a flight attendant. The flight attendant didn't look too kindly at being hit in the head with load of baby shit and she attacked the passenger. She almost lost her job.

Hell, I'd have given her an award for "employee of the month" and a cash bonus for not killing the passenger.

2 comments:

CrankyProf said...

I've been tempted to save up a few of Butter Biscuit's "goodie bags" and start sending them to my Congresscritters -- but then I figured that they'd end up waterboarding ME for terroristic threats.

Comrade Misfit said...

There's also the issue of sending hazmat through the mails.

But that is a good idea.