Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Ethics, Schmethics

Remember how the Republicans got so wound up about Hillary Clinton sending an Arkansas state trooper to buy her a box of tampons?

It now appears that about the same time as the GOP was trying to run Bill Clinton out of town, one of the current GOP candidates was using the NYPD to provide chauffeur services to his mistress. It also seems that Guiliani was playing games with the New York City budget to spread around the cost of his security detail. (Oh, Rudy? Your ass is in real trouble if you have to get Bernie Kerik to vouch for your integrity.)

And then there was Mike Huckabee's "wedding registry", a gimmick so people could buy him gifts when he was the governor. They called it that because a "wedding registry" sounds so much nicer than the "give swag to the corrupt governor registry."

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