Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Ya Gotta Be Shitting Me; Labelling Edition

My sister gave me a target-shooting game; it uses little darts to shoot at ping-pong balls that are floating on columns of air. The gun looks like this:


The box has this warning on it:

"IMPORTANT: any person who changes, alters, removes or obliterates any coloration or markings that are requirements by any applicable state of (sic) Federal U.S. Law or Regulation for any imitation firearm in any way making the imitation firearm look more like an actual is guilty of a misdemeanor. Also any display or brandishing of an imitation firearm in public which may cause confusion may be a crime."

Yep. Only in a Looney Tunes universe does this thing resemble a real gun.

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