Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, December 17, 2007

"Ho Ho Ho" in Triplicate, But Only For Three Weeks

If you work in Fort Fumble and if you want to have any Xmas decorations around your office, you can only have them up for three weeks and if you want to do that or have a party, you need to fill out the special request form. And you need to submit drawing of how you're going to set up for the party, including tables and such.

No, this is not a joke. There really is a form. And Santa Claus cannot rappel down from the Pentagon, because they don't want the Easter Bunny or the Hannukha Guy to do it.

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