Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Sunday Morning

There was sleet and freezing rain in this area last night. Hardly anyone is venturing out of their homes, it seems, as traffic is very light. In the complex where I live, other than the plow truck, nothing has moved in the parking lot in the last three hours. Half of the cars are sitting there with their windshield wipers raised in what looks like a weird salute (people do that so the windshields are easier to clean off).

So I am sitting here, reading the Sunday paper online. And let me tell you,it is a piss-poor substitute for a real dead-tree newspaper. The words may be the same, but the experience is awful.

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