Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Yeah, He Probably Killed Her

Here is my take on it: When a wife disappears and the husband talks about "oh, she said she was going off with another man" or" she was crazy with her hormones," he whacked her.

It'll be up to the cops and the courts to find him guilty, of course, but she's probably dead somewhere and he probably knows all about it.

Yeah, I know, he'd be a prime candidate for those "enhanced interrogation techniques." But that would be wrong.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Well of course that's your take on it. You've never been married to a crazy psycho b**ch. I've known women who will do almost anything to "punish" their man for, well, pretty much anything up to and including being a man in the first place. And if that includes faking her own disappearance in hopes of getting her man in big, big trouble... well, I've known some crazy psycho b**ches in the past who would be up to it, if they could figure out how.

- Badtux the Male Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

And I didn't mention the fact that they dug up his third wife because of questions involving her death.