Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Blackwater's Massacre

The FBI has found, as have every other investigation (other than the "cover your ass" one done by the State Department), that Blackwater's trigger-happy mercenaries were not fired upon during the Baghdad Massacre two months ago.

Blackwater says they support "stringent accountability." Yeah, sure, you betcha.

Of course, there is nothing that is going to come of this that will affect either the goons or their bloodsoaked evangelical boss, just as nothing has been done about Blackwater's drunken thug who killed an Iraqi guard in cold blood last year. His only punishment was that he was sent home early.

Nothing will be done to the killers or their employer, which is about as "stringent" as distilled water.

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