Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, CLANK!

I'm sitting here, watching a few news stories on my computer and, behind me, I hear "ding, ding, ding, ding, CLANK", followed by the sound of a cat running down the hall at full tilt.

It's George.

Years ago, I bought a bunch of little sleigh-bells at at a fabric/crafts store. To this day, they are among George's favorite toys. He really gets into batting them around and chasing them. Sometimes he'll do it at 3AM, but not often anymore.

George is the oldest cat I have (he's 11, now) and he plays the most with toys. The others aren't as interested in them. On occasion, I'll toss a rubber jack into the bathtub and George goes at it as if he's in a cage match.

They all will chase the red dot from the laser pointer, though.

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