Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Flies

As I've written before, I try to go for a walk each day after work. This evening, a fly must have come through the door with me.

It's buzzing around my place and it is being watched by the cats, two of them in particular. If that fly comes close enough to one of them, it is going to become a tasty snack.

I give that fly 8 hours, 24 tops, before it becomes a food item.
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p.s., the fly was gone by morning. 8 hours was about right.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

My cats are clueless about that whole "hunting" thing, but flies are one thing they do manage to catch. They have to wait until the fly comes close enough to capture, though. Until then, they're staring up at it and going "meow! meow! meow!" demanding that I go catch the fly and put it someplace they can get it :-).

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

The fly was nowhere to be seen this morning, so I imagine that it has become prey.

I was tempted to hunt it down myself, if only to avid the chance that I would be woken up at 0300 by a cat chasing it across my head.

It has happened before.