Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, March 9, 2026

Who Knew: Trump Has A Weird Fetish for Men's Shoes-- UPDATED

He keeps buying shoes for his Cabinet officials and aides. And he expects them to wear them.

That's just...weird. And his staff are all cowards.

UPDATE:

Rubio's such a suckup:

5 comments:

Paul said...

those shoes look uncomfortable as hell.

As President, I will insist on going sock-foot in the Oval Office for comfort.

dinthebeast said...

Is that a metaphor, or what?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

Rubio: "I'm just showing that I am ready to fill Trump's shoes."
Hegseth: "I filled Trump's shoes with whiskey and drank it."
BJ Vance: I coughed a hair ball into them."

DGC said...

Why the hell wouldn't they just go to the old geezer shoe store at the mall and get a pair that fits. Are they that afraid the the demented old coot that they think he could tell they weren't the shoes he gave them and shart at them as punishment.

Comrade Misfit said...

Probably because they'd be spotted and then the Orange Sundowner would get mad at them. He'd take offense and he has Irish Dementia (he forgets everything except his grudges).