Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, March 26, 2026

Another Made-Up Participation Trophy for Our Toddler of a President

The Republicans are hard at work, creating awards so they can give gilded trophies to Trump.

President Donald Trump gave an hour-long, rambling speech Wednesday night at the National Republican Congressional Committee's annual fundraising dinner in Washington, D.C.

House Speaker Mike Johnson introduced Trump at the event and announced the president had received the first annual “America First Award.” Johnson called the prize a “beautiful golden statue … appropriate for the new golden era in America.”

The mocking will be epic. Here's a sample:

Mike Johnson: Tonight we have created a new award. We are going to do something we've never done before. We will honor him with a new award. He is the first ever recipient of the America first award. That is this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the golden era.

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— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM


Republicans have sold their souls to Trump. But in years to come, it will be as hard to find a MAGA Republican as it was to find a pro-Nazi German after April, 1945. They'll all tell you that they didn't support Trump, regardless of what you'll dig up about their support during these years.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

Correction the presnut has done so much to the people we have created
the ultimate evil award. Never has so much manure been piled so high and
for so long we will never need to import fertilizer.

Eck!

Eck! said...

The gave him a gargoyle! How fitting.

Eck!

KingBolete said...

Good thing since Trump has provoked the Iranians to bottle up a big chunk of the world supply.