Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 2, 2025

A Report by a Guy Who Hadn't Read Cliff Notes (or, These Days, Wikipedia)

Trump's brain damage was on full display when he answered a question about the Declaration of independence:

Terry Moran: What does [the Declaration of Independence] mean to you?

Trump: Well, it means, uh, exactly what it says. It's a declaration. It's a declaration of unity and love and respect, and it means a lot. And it's, uh, something very special to, to our country
.

Clearly, he's never read the fucking thing past the title. To his decaying mind, it's just a piece of ornamentation.

Trump is the Reverse Lincoln: With malice towards all and charity towards none.

4 comments:

Doug T. said...

When teaching an introductory course on American politics, I read an occasional answer like this. I wondered if I could give negative points. I’m not sure that he read the complete name: of independence.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Economics is not spared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhiCFdWeQfA

This is one of the commodities market https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLySXTIBS3c

Stewart Dean said...

Moran was gobsmacked and speechless at Trump's description of the Declaration...and looked down incredulously at Trump. Here's a screenshot:
http://sdean.net/pol/MoranConfounded%20By%20DJT.png

Trump: Not. A. Clue. Arendt: The banality of evil.
Great line on the Anti-Lincoln. Thought of him as the AntiChrist, but this nails it too.

Eck! said...

Ah, he didn't read it as it talks about our being supremely
pissed at the King for pulling much the same shit FLOSS
is doing.

It was notice of rifles, cannon and long knives are coming
out. You aren't allowed to subscribe to all that subversive
stuff, ban it.

yes, very much <SARC

Eck!