Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, May 18, 2025

Oklahoma is for Morons

As part of the latest Republican push in red states to promote ideologies sympathetic to Donald Trump, Oklahoma’s new social studies curriculum will ask high school students to identify “discrepancies” in the 2020 election results.

Alchemy will be taught instead of chemistry, creationism and spontaneous generation in biology, flat-eartherism in geography class and so on.

Because MAGA don't need no book learning to install the tiny screws in iPhones.

2 comments:

Eck! said...

One could hope that the kids will find the lies. Its in their nature.


Eck!

dinthebeast said...

My dad was a goddamn Republican, but I will always adore him for getting our family the fuck out of Oklahoma the year before I was born.

-Doug in Sugar Pine