Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 4, 2023

If You Run a Retail Business and You're Open Today: Go Fuck Yourself, You Greedy Bastid.

I get that some businesses should be open: Gas stations and 24-hour pharmacies, but not much else. This is supposed to be a day of celebration and reflection, not a day to go out and find a good deal on mattresses or shit like that there.

3 comments:

Dark Avenger said...: It’s unAmerican not to earn as much money as you can.

Over My Dead Body

Rex Stout; 7/04/2023 9:55 AM
JustMusing said...: Monetize every holiday, require those workers who got you there to still be in business be in early and stay late.

I agree that only the most essential services be on line and staffed by volunteers with short shifts.; 7/04/2023 1:29 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Nah, require businesses open to pay employees double pay…except tipped employees not subject to minimum wage, they get $20/hr plus all their normal tips.; 7/04/2023 7:38 PM